The evidence:

“Harry Potter is about doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”

“Hope is a good thing - maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies.”

“Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.”

“The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out.”

“It is better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.”

“All you need to do is hold on tight…and believe.”

“You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favourite chair and stays as long as it wants.”

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, “Why God? Why me?” and the thundering voice of God answered, “There’s just something about you that pisses me off.”

Booyah.